Douche-Knucker 

It is a noun for being a douche-bag but simply less pleasant( Say it with an English accent)

Man whore : "your a slut" Hooker:"Oh ya well you're a douche-Knucker" ( Say the part of the hooker with an English accent )

Douche-Knucker by The Zaiphai April 12, 2009

Douche Bag 

The Jug-headed, mentally retarded, blond girl/guy that works for TMZ.

Douche Bag says:
"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."

Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."

Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"

Douche Bag by Kato, I'm his dad August 31, 2010

Douche bag double down 

The point at which a known and confirmed douche bag commits an act so douchy that it doubles the d-bags status, thus 'doubling down'.

I thought Steve was a douche after he $4000 chrome rims on his Hyundai Accent. But, it was a douche bag double down when he got that tramp stamp.

Douche bag double down by mondoSugundo December 4, 2010

Douche Picture 

A Douche Picture is classified as the following:
A picture in the mirror showing abs.
A picture in the mirror showing non-existent abs.
A picture in the mirror flipping the mirror off.
or
A picture showing abs.
A picture showing non-existent abs.
A picture flipping the camera off.

Guy 1: "Dude delete that pic."
Guy 2: "why?"
Guy 1: "It's a douche picture."

Douche Picture by xXBITZXx July 29, 2011

Douche bag whore 

a female who is not only a meanlingless uninteligable waste to society, but who also spreads her legs quite easlily.

Dave: "Dude, did you hear about Carl's old lady creepin' with that tool Lenny?"

Al: "No man, but I knew she was a douche bag whore when he shacked up with her!"

Douche bag whore by Amfeezy October 10, 2006

douche biscuit 

A douche of tremendous proportions.

Chris: wow did you see that kid trip that old lady, what a douche
Julian: no man hes beyond that, hes a douche biscuit

douche biscuit by toastboy55 July 31, 2006

douche cock

a very big faggot
Henry Plager
A Big Dumbass
Henry Plager

Henry Plager is such a douche cock. He is such a big dumbass.

douche cock by Nolan Snyder July 29, 2008