IM Creep

Men who look for women who they have never had any prior contact with to Facebook IM at night with the usual "Hi" or "Hi baby, you're sexy" looking for somekind of fictional porno conversation.

Christi: Dude, I woke up to four IM creep messages this morning.
Tayler: Fuck, guys are horny this time of year

by Ihatehipstersbitches December 27, 2010

Invisible Creeper

The single most horrifying thing anyone could ever think to put in a videogame.

Mike: I heard Notch made Invisible Creepers
Ian: WHAT?!?!!? I HAVE TO FORTIFY MY WALLS!
Mike: But what if their already inside the housssssSSSSSSSSSSSS

by RoarkIsAwesome March 4, 2011

Deceptive Creep

A new breed of Creep. Such a form of Creep was not envisaged by the Greek fishermen a couple of centuries ago, when the art of Creeping was in its early stages of development. Such a Creep is widely regarded as the most dangerous type of Creep, as the victim rarely/never knows that they are the subject of the act of Creeping in question. Such Creeping must be monitored if the future of Creeping in general is to be maintained.

Hey, like I may or may not have noticed Louise left her door unlocked earlier so like the Deceptive Creep I am went into her room and Creeped on her diary.

by creepwithoutvoice June 15, 2011

Major Creep Ass

Someone who says creepy things all the time, but delivers it in a professional manor. "I cant wait to inseminate you with my glorious seed". "You make my penis erect"

That John Ingersoll kid is a Major Creep Ass

by yourmomsmom4 December 4, 2011

The Creeper

A situation during the defecation process in which the individual defecating feels the feces within their digestive system. However, it refuses (or takes a long time) to exit via the anus, remaining in the system, and can exit the anus at any given moment thus the name 'The Creeper'.

Yo man I swear to God I sat on that fucking toilet for a good 15 minutes and my shit would not come out, I just went through The Creeper, shit got real in there.

by creeeperr May 11, 2014

veteran creep

A Veteran Creep or VC is a seasoned athlete at the sport of creeping. A VC owns their socially creepy behavior unapologetically and typically can't or won't curb this behavior regardless of the social setting. Ironically a VC is quite successful with the opposite sex.

Tiger just couldn't help himself . He's a veteran creep.

by Miguel Esperanzo April 3, 2017

Mission Creep

When a local law enforcement unit conducts a long term investigation, and a federal agent slowly inserts themselves towards the end of this investigations just to be part of the raid that arrests the target so they can get credit and look like the hero at the press conference.

"Who's this Joe guy and why is he suiting up with us for the raid?"
"He's a Fed. Mission Creep."
"Gotcha"

by John E. Law November 30, 2019