SIMP CUCK

All guy who just converted from a closet queer but now dates a women that bangs every cock in town as he sits in the corner crying using his own tears as lube watching her get rodded out.

OH Look!!, there's Gerrett, his girl fucks every real man in town as he watches, he's such a simp cuck bottom bitch!!

by Fuckman33 January 31, 2026

Cuck of the world

It's where you watch your wife as she getting gang banged by massive cocks while in the corner your jerking off with a lot of excitement

That kid Tim acts like he's a cuck of the world that's what I've been hearing.

by cuckmasteroftheworld February 2, 2026

Van Cuck

A man who voluntarily lives in a van and travels cross-country to support his wildly successful girlfriend (athlete, influencer etc), only to spend his nights parked outside arenas, hotels, or training centers while she’s inside getting absolutely railed by someone with an actual bed. He survives on gas station snacks, secondhand glory, and blind devotion, convincing himself he’s part of the journey instead of the punchline.

James "Last night I drove all the way to Italy to support my girlfriend at the winter Olympics!"
Harry "You mean you went all that way to watch her get fucked by hot male athletes from the carpark"
James "uhh"
Harry "You're such a van cuck"

by Vancuck1000 February 14, 2026