BUSTED BISCUIT

A big chick who wears her clothes so tight that she has rolls popping out all over... like when you open a can of biscuits and it busts open.

person 1: "Dude, check out the busted biscuit."

person 2: "Yeah, she's definately gained some weight."

by Keyo May 13, 2005

butter the turtle

A phrase used to describe the act of female masturbation, especially if she hasn't in a while. If you know a female who is acting cranky, bitchy, or suspicious, chances are, she could use a good turtle buttering.

"Becky, you look a bit under the weather, maybe you should go butter that turtle, it's the best thing for you."- Becky's Grandmother

Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.

by JHONNY!!! September 3, 2013

Butter my blanket

Alternative term for jacking off while under the covers.

Jesse~ Hey guys I'm getting ofline, I'm going to go butter my blanket!

Derek~ eugh tmi!

Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!

by twPH4NT0M November 5, 2017

Butter churner

Lie on your back with your legs raised and folded over so that your ankles are on either side of your head, while they squat and dip their penis, strap-on, dildo, or finger in and out of your vagina.

My girlfriend made me a butter churner

by Respect the 90’s baby June 30, 2021

Busted Justin

A guy that has busted

that guy became a busted justin

by ijiuhi June 1, 2023

Croc-butter

(As defined my Maddox) - That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

Ach! Eating at McDonald's wasn't a good idea!

Why not?

I can taste croc-butter!

by Boots Mgee December 9, 2007

peanut butter pirate

During the act of any form of intercourse, one mate puts his hand inside his own anus, pulls out feces, and yells, "Peanut Butter Pirate!" and slaps the feces into the other mate's eye.

"I was with this girl, and I gave her the Peanut Butter Pirate.

by Steve Kane May 7, 2004