Brian’s Law

Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.

“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere”

“Yeah, Brian’s Law”

by brianl May 3, 2024

The Brian Jonestown Massacre

A band ran by an absolute skank who infamously brawled with one of his band members on stage in Melbourne. Their music sucks too

Bro did you go see The Brian Jonestown Massacre concert?
Nah, I'd much rather see The Dandy Warhols

by tktktktktktktktktk May 11, 2024

Brian

A nice young man. Smart, cute, and handsome. Great athlete, best at football. lovable, big dick, every girl dream guy

Brian my dream guy

by ——;/ June 6, 2024

Brian

A nice young man. Smart, cute, and handsome. Great athlete, best at football. lovable, big dick, every girl dream guy

I love brian

by ——;/ June 6, 2024

Brian

The meanest guy I've ever met... but i would make out with him on the daily if i could.

"I fucking hate you Brian." - says the person that probably thinks about them every night

by totallynotwhoyouthinkitis_nots June 8, 2024

Brian Thompsoned

The phrase “to be Brian Thompsoned” has become cultural shorthand for situations where someone faces extreme consequences, such as targeted violence, due to their role in controversial decisions or systemic failings. This development stems from the late Brian Thompson’s position as the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, an organization often criticized for its role in the U.S. healthcare system.

Key Contexts for the Phrase:
1. Corporate Accountability.
2. Public Outrage.
3. Targeting of Public Figures.
4. Systemic Criticism.

Cultural Implications:

The emergence of such terms often speaks to collective frustrations with institutional failures. By using “Brian Thompsoned,” people may be commenting on how public anger, whether justified or extreme, can manifest against individuals seen as representatives of systemic problems.

A: What! Can you believe that judge ruled against the Onion in the infowars auction?

B: No way! That judge should be Brian Thompsoned.

by Ashcanwin December 11, 2024

My Brian

A misspelling of "My brain". Typically used in shitty kahoots that you play with your friends in 6th fucking grade.

Do you want to play my brian kahoot?

by FAUBCOK December 11, 2024