Breakfast

...you know.

This morning I ate breakfast with my wife... and her sister... and her mom.

Samantha needs to dump her boyfriend and stop eating breakfast off the kiddie menu if you know what I mean...

Yesterday my wife made me breakfast in bed... it was DELICIOUS!!!

by Head Chef June 10, 2009

The Breakfast Game

Well this game involves two or more people. One player stands casually in a hallway or other room, and another player strolls casually up to said person and says "Did you hae breakfast today? What did you have for breakfast?" And the other person replies what they had, plus a few hundred other items to make the breakfast sound satisfactory.

Let's play The Breakfast Game!

Today for breakfast I ate a coffee, porridge, soldiers and egg, cheese on toast, bacon and eggs, a big salad, a roast, four apples, butter chicken, jam and peanut butter, two hot chocolates, eight english muffins, a wood pigeon, and an entire pig.

by courtneyandashley July 11, 2010

Middle-Eastern Breakfast

Derived from the Portugeese Breakfast; Once you pour in the eggs, spread some hummus on the vagina and then begin intercourse.

Shannon: Let's fuck!
Mike: Yeah, let's do the Middle-Eastern Breakfast!

by Zac-Attack April 22, 2008

dog's breakfast

This is what a dog eats for breakfast. Probably a bonio.

DOn't eat all the bonios. theyre for the dog's breakfast

by moomin21 June 18, 2004

German Breakfast Infaculation

make scrambeled eggs then put it in a girls asshole and you try to suck it out with your left nostril

Zack Had a German Breakfast Infaculation with Brittney Sky
and Milkbone

by the neddle dicker! March 25, 2009

RBA (registered breakfast addict)

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" you're in the army now "

by Registered Breakfast Addict (RBA) November 13, 2003

New York Breakfast

The act of having a shit while simultaneously swilling coffee and smoking a cigarette. This is sure to make you poo like a coon and it's rather invigorating.

"My whole day just can't go right if I don't have a decent New York breakfast in the morning."

by TT Jackson April 7, 2014