wooley biscuit

Wooley biscuit is toilet paper stuck to your butt after you whips down you find it hours later.

My poop looks like a wooley biscuit.

by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017

Bite a Biscuit

Basically another saying for “Choke on a dick” or “fuck you.”

Kendall: You talk a lot of shit in those tight ass pants.
Tyler: Bite a biscuit

by localethot July 1, 2019

lit biscuit

the common term “lit”, signaling that things are awesome. Followed by “biscuit” showing everyone you are a tool and smoked meth in the 90’s.

“Yo man come out to the bars tonight?”
-“Shit man Idk”
“ C’mon man this shit is gonna be lit biscuit”
-**hangs up

by Doctor English May 28, 2018

River Biscuit

A slang term for human feces.

I need to go float a river biscuit.

by Miguele Ghee June 2, 2018

mexican biscuit

When you get with a hot chick & have anal sex with her only to reach around & find she's got a cock. Since your not gay you pull out but your past the point of no return & shoot all over the trannies ass

That chick at the club was so hot she had me fooled.... I ended up giving her the Mexican biscuit

by Yogilicious March 23, 2017

Swiss biscuit

A penis that is so dirty and hasn't been washed for so long, cheesy crusts formed all over it.

After weeks without showering, no girl would go near his swiss biscuit.

by Anubis_wolf December 30, 2014

Chicken biscuits

A word Leylonie Jones will use whenever and wherever she wants...simple

Or sometimes replacements of cuss words

What the chicken biscuits.

Jayden:Hey Ley!
Leylonie:Chicken biscuits 💜

by Arias September 12, 2018