When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.
Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.
No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009
Get the Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth mug.the act of engaging in vaginal and anal sex at the same time. usually pertaining to a female and involving at least three individuals.
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Sherry was doing a biathlon with Ben and Jerry.
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A sexual act performed near climax in which the male pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's back, after which a piece of toast is placed on the soiled back and the male exclaims "Happy Birthday!" and punches the woman in the back of the head, thus knocking her out.
Anthony never kept a girl friend very long because of his propensity for giving them Birthday Toasties on third dates.
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Get the Birthday Candling mug.An incredibly solid and hard surfaced stool that causes pain when excreted. Often the 'birther' will have to raise his buttocks off the seat,pause to regain breath and pushing power before continuing to heave the beast out.
Gregory's excellent John Wayne walk was partly attributed to the wince inducing Steel Birth he produced in May of '94 and still brought a tear to his eye on recollection.
by Ralism July 24, 2011
Get the Steel Birth mug.The day you come out of your mother's vagina, and where each year on your birthday, your is 1+, unlike the pretty vampires who do not age anymore, completely frozen.
Girl: Happy Birthday sister!
Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday Bella!
Bella: No way! I stopped aging 3 days ago!
Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday Bella!
Bella: No way! I stopped aging 3 days ago!
by Bubblishxtreme July 7, 2009
Get the Birthday mug.1. The day I thank my parents for
2. The day I buy my parents gifts instead of the traditional way
3. Pretty much just another day that is celebrates the pain your mother went through.
4. Otherwise, a day you celebrate that you havn't died in the last 365 days
2. The day I buy my parents gifts instead of the traditional way
3. Pretty much just another day that is celebrates the pain your mother went through.
4. Otherwise, a day you celebrate that you havn't died in the last 365 days
1. Its my birthday, thanks dad and mom for giving my life
2. It doesn't make sense for my parents to give me gifts on my birthday.
3. Yay, my birthday, my mom went through so much pain today, lets celebrate
4. Yes, I did it again.
2. It doesn't make sense for my parents to give me gifts on my birthday.
3. Yay, my birthday, my mom went through so much pain today, lets celebrate
4. Yes, I did it again.
by lovemomndad November 8, 2009
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