Austin-truaxing

When you don’t get the joke and you then you proceed to ruin everyone’s fun time with some lame boring matter-of-facting bullshit

Man, I’m so tired of Carl always being a buzzkill with his Austin-truaxing, captain obvious ass.

by Maybe Swifty? September 12, 2021

Austin Rubit

Heem.

Austin Rubit is “Heem”

by AR72 November 23, 2021

Arizona austin

The act of Austin giving one a Cleveland steamer in a Wendy’s bathroom

I heard you getting a Arizona Austin in the bathroom here at Wendy’s

by Ggjjbgrh1446 July 31, 2024

Austin Kalb

Dick suckin pussy boy, usually smokes Reggie an sucks dick for coke.

Austin kalb sucked zenens dick for blow

by Lil backwood August 26, 2017

Austin

That fucking peice of shit next to me who asked me to write a definition of his name. Fuck you Austin. I hope you find this. Yo fucking cheated at smash bros and i can prove it. Fuck off and die loser I hate you. Kill yourself

Austin you should lock your windows tonight peice of shit no good carrot top

by LeifEriksonOfficial December 10, 2021

Austin Line

Is a disc golf line to the basket that is so brave that Simon lizotte wouldn’t do it

Woah dude! That’s definitely an Austin line!

by Discgolfer499 October 11, 2022

Austin

The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.

"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."

by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020