disservice animal

A dissservice animal is any dog that is not trained to do work or perform tasks that benefit of an individual with a disability, including a physical, sensory, psychiatric, intellectual, or other mental disability.

My dog Bella is a certified disservice animal who benefits no person with disabilities or otherwise.

by Idiotvillager March 10, 2020

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Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.

If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020

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Anime Girl

p̶r̶i̶o̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶t̶a̶r̶g̶e̶t̶s̶ Female characters in anime shows/movies, or manga. Weebs tend to like them, incels tend to hate them like hell, normal people either want to put a lump of poisonous metal in their skull or ignore them. Most of the time they have average or large, uhm... yeah. Rarely, however, said bodily parts are small.

Now, there are a few variations of the above, such as "Dolls", which are just robots, "Lolis", which you should kill on fucking sight (they are children but idc), and that's about it. (I'd kinda prefer if you try to befriend anime girls that are sad, since, well-)

See ya on the field.

"Oh, hey, an anime girl."
"Fire at it."
"Wha-"
"FIRE AT IT!"

by AK-74 fan idk August 8, 2023

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