gundi hair

Large, enormous hair. Akin to wearing a football helmet while not playing football. Popular among German women.

Not to be confused with gundi, the popular Iranian soup of turkey meatballs. You would not want to find gundi hair in your gundi.

Well, I guess it's to be expected that you have gundi hair after not cutting it for five months.

You're not getting in here with that gundi hair.

by Mahmoud J December 24, 2009

Vape Hair

Hair commonly bleached and combed to one side as if to imitate a cheap Bieber style. The online twitch streamer “Ray0ken” has been known to have Vape hair and drink Trulys online. Claims he doesn’t vape but we all know the truth. The hair tells all

Look at that dude! He has vape hair! Just wait for the sweet cotton candy cloud!

by 34RedBull September 10, 2022

Pineapple Hairs

The green stuff on top of a pineapple. Found in Anix on YouTube’s building bikini bottom in bloxburg + FUNNY MOMENTS

Look at the pineapple hairs on this one!

by LeahLia14 June 16, 2020

Rich in the hair

Someone who has, or thinks he has, a hair style that makes him appear rich. Usually the person is not rich, which is why he resorts to his hair to appear rich.

Eric: Man, I just cut my hair today.
Carl: Nice, looking sharp.
Eric: Yeah I know! People say I look rich and that I am a perfect 10. Rich in the hair!

by Karl420 September 6, 2013

Pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs: pointy little pain in the butt hairs that’s apart of a pineapple
Creator: Anix

Sub to him

The top of spongebob’s house is called pineapple hairs.

by Da anix fan June 16, 2020

Hair Halo

When a person has a bald spot on the back of their head and is surrounded by hair, which makes the back of their head appear as though they have a halo of hair

"Wow dude, look at the professor! He has a hair halo."

by lifeguardstatus November 10, 2016

Hair Cottage

Slang for vagina, specifically an unshaven one. Not to be mistaken for a shaven one (see: Bare Cottage).

Tony : hey Frank, how was your date with Suzy yesterday?

Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?

by IGSDann April 21, 2017