God Monster

A person who has exceeded multiple levels of power and can kill anything and everything by simply looking at them.

That guy is to good, be must be god monster!

by I40 Blitzkrieg February 10, 2020

Tinki Monster

The Shaft, Main Vein, Cock without Balls, Dick, or More Commonly Known as Penis. Typically Used When Referring To Peeing, as The Word Tink Means To Pee... So Tinki Monster Is The Monster That Pees... A.K.A. Your Dick.

"Hey Dude, I Gotta Go Tink!" He Shouted, Drunk, With a Firm Grip on His Tinki Monster.

"I Shoved My Tinki Monster Right Inside Of Her!"

Dad Yells... "Quit Tuggin' On Yer Tinki Monster And Come To Dinner!"

by Habarakoo January 13, 2009

Black Monster

Taj

Taj is a big black monster

by arealbadbitch June 22, 2019

tent monster

A member of the world-wide "Occupy" movement who appears to be a tent on the ground and then stands up dressed in their tent when approached by police to be asked to move on. First seen in Melbourne, Australia.

The police officers approached the protesters' camp but were quickly surrounded by tent monsters.

by faber101 December 07, 2011

Cum Monster

An individual that eats cum at all possible times, including their own

The cum monster has appeared
Cum Monster using cum munching, It's super effective

by SexCumMonster July 19, 2022

Sauce Monster

Natural predator of the sauce (alcohol); an alcoholic.

Man! I saw Ms. Mac had those little hotel liquer bottles in her desk. I didn't know she was a total sauce monster.

by Deekmeister February 24, 2011

Monsters Inked

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.

I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.

by Kennith of the long schlong November 17, 2017