congrats, you're probably an anxious crackhead who doesn't think before they speak and then realize how stupid you sound. you also think you look good in your outfit when you leave the house, but then you feel stupid when you walk in public. you don't think you are, but people actually like you, you're the life of the party! (only sometimes tho lol) teachers probably don't like you, and your favourite teacher is the one you had 3 years ago.
shittt, your friends with the kid born on March 15? you must be lucky, but you also gotta check in on them once in a while, y'know?
by im not special lol March 01, 2022
March 15 is the probably the date of a Pisces's Birthday ( which is mine) and it is very special for them but Pisces are feisty, friendly, HORRIBLE LIARS(sometimez), and Pretty, make good kids, Good in the bed, freak(freaky), and Loyal depending the person
by Shhaawwttyyyyyyy November 22, 2021
Its march 15, today is the day
by $$& March 15, 2024
by panzywanzy December 18, 2020
The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on but, that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38PM on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. at least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted. Bk's "Tell Us About US" online form. The foot photo otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery, Solved, by 4chan, now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Kid 1: Hey Kid 2!
Kid 2: Hi! Want me to recite the entirety of #15 Burger King Foot lettuce?
Kid 1: Sure!
Kid 2: The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on but, that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38PM on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. at least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted. Bk's "Tell Us About US" online form. The foot photo otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery, Solved, by 4chan, now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Kid 2: Hi! Want me to recite the entirety of #15 Burger King Foot lettuce?
Kid 1: Sure!
Kid 2: The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on but, that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38PM on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. at least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted. Bk's "Tell Us About US" online form. The foot photo otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery, Solved, by 4chan, now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by yesnomaybenoyes September 04, 2022
1. A perfectly harmless device that throws pointy metal objects super duper fast, with which if it is referred to as an assault rifle people freak the fuck out and call you a snowflake tree hugging homo, but logic says not to call it a gun because it's just big as fuck and the common person assumes a gun to be something held in one hand, it surely doesn't look like a rifle; e.g. sniper rifle actually looks like a rifle, DEFINITELY cannot call it a machine gun, NRA members will likely FREAK OUT AT YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION REGARDING PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND CLASSIFICATION OF FIREARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Because we all have military experience, or small cocks with which we need to compensate for.
2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.
3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!
2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.
3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!
Now now Grady, an ar-15 is no more dangerous than a hammer or chef's knife, even though hammers and chef knifes have practical safe uses that society greatly benefit from and would be lost without, and ar-15 is just a murdering machine, did I say machine I'm soooooo sorry go fuck your sister.
Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.
Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.
by ThumbsUpSisterFucker May 28, 2022
Person 1- Ah shit, they're coming and my revolver ain't enough\
Person 2- Well then get out yo AR-15 lil bruh!!!
Person 2- Well then get out yo AR-15 lil bruh!!!
by Cruzin w/ Cadence!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 29, 2023