After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.
by birchak December 5, 2009
Get the First Date Fartsmug. Dating people who are currently overweight, but have some beautiful features and, under the right circumstances including weight loss, has the potential to become very attractive and at that point out of your league. Although there is a very small possibility of this, a penny stock dater has decided to assume the risk and invest without any guarantees.
"Yo Bob... Remember Lisa last year, chubby but with the cute eyes? check that bitch out now after losing 40lbs.. Once she went for 20 cents now going for a Benjamin these days. Your ass should have invested in some penny stock dating when you had the chance."
by WolfofWyomingSt February 27, 2014
Get the penny stock datingmug. A discrete place where men "Sugar Daddies" and Ladies "Sugar Babies" go to meet for mutually beneficial relationships. The website allows a discrete and safe way for people to exchange their contact details for a small price. This could include an exchange of money, services to include the occasional fancy dinner, or quickie.
Cathy needed some money for college so she visited a sugar daddy dating website. Now, she has her college paid in full, a condo, and drives a BMW.
by SugarSugar.com June 19, 2009
Get the sugar daddy datingmug. An extremely brief fantasy about a person, generally of a sexual nature, lasting only a few seconds. Micro-dates typically occur with complete strangers in passing but can also occur with friends and acquaintances.
by Hemmingwayz November 23, 2016
Get the micro-datemug. usually used by a third party... "you should have come to leopolds's birthday party instead of her parent's wife swapping party, mates before dates."
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"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"
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"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"
by Tankman R. January 8, 2008
Get the mates before datesmug. A subreddit of mentally ill and personality disordered women with CPTSD, bipolar, BPD and more, bashing men constantly rather than focusing on actual dating strategies.
FDS Woman 1: "Men are such scrotes! All they do is wank off, watch porn and live in flith! They're animals"
Normal Human: "Didn't you just have a maniac episode about two weeks ago? You off your meds again?"
FDS Woman 2: "SHUT UP! We're Queens! Female Dating Strategy is life. Hail Feminism! Definitely not insane. MISOGYNY!!!"
Normal Human: "Whatever you say..."
Normal Human: "Didn't you just have a maniac episode about two weeks ago? You off your meds again?"
FDS Woman 2: "SHUT UP! We're Queens! Female Dating Strategy is life. Hail Feminism! Definitely not insane. MISOGYNY!!!"
Normal Human: "Whatever you say..."
by WhyAreYouMad? July 21, 2021
Get the Female Dating Strategymug. The third date is generally considered the "sex date." It is the average number of dates until it is deemed proper and acceptable to have sex with a new mate; therefore, the Third Date Rule is the implementation of this theory.
I better go buy some new underwear and shave my legs; according to the Third Date Rule, I should get lucky tonight!
by thedefiner99 November 9, 2009
Get the Third Date Rulemug.