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by statued February 17, 2024

Virgin Status

A facebook status that has ZERO likes or comments

An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status

by ludtke337 August 23, 2012

Statue

A basic daft introverted human being

You're such a statue!

by Pigush December 24, 2021

Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.

Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.

by BookFacee July 6, 2010

Elijah status chamber

When Elijah is kept in a capsule and live off of the semen of his capsule owner

Elijah tried out the Elijah status chamber!

by czisbeast August 25, 2019

Status legende

A phrase you say to someone you think very highly of.

Yesterday I went to Burek Olimpija and the BurekMan gave me a discount, thats why I had to give him a Status legende.

by GentlesWaif October 30, 2020

garbo status

the act of packing Copenhagen tobacco in large quantities.

tom- "you still packing lips?"
mike - "yeah, I'm on that Garbo status"

by tobinladen August 19, 2008