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numbers of U D

(the numbers)

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Numbers of U D
banknote example 1111.1111.1111.1111.111

numbers of U D ; sections , chains of pages online & indexes , Date and time & ID
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Number 3

n. (NUM-burr THR-ee) A condition characterized by the sudden onset of an acute and intense inchy sensation, centered on an individual's anal sphincter, and which demands the immediate attention of those afflicted. The condition is caused by two distinct factors: 1. Improper/ ineffective post-bowel movement wiping techniques, generally associated with laziness or other hurried factors, and 2. Physical activity necessitating the use of an individual's legs and buttocks, such as walking. There are multiple theories which attempt to explain the mechanics which lead to the condition, most studies point to the combination of drying feces and taint sweat to explain the end result of the condition.

v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.
Stanley: Man, this hike has really been swell, don't you think Dre?

Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!

Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...

Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.

Dre: Bet
by BigNutzCracker July 6, 2019
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number 32

An unlucky number in the somalia. It gives bad luck to those who use it. It's seen frowned upon in somalia as well. People most likely use it to mock others they don't like. It's more like sarcastic mocking. An example is Number 32, get back to the field. (there are many fields in somalia, so it's saying that they are incompetent with life).
by dubbIebunny May 25, 2021
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nail your numbers

a) learn you multiplication tables by heart
b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences
It's time to learn how to nail your numbers, definition b), if you hope to flap your own wings some day.
by Sexydimma September 11, 2015
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Number 2

When the yum yum in you tum tum comes out your bum bum!!
Hey where are you going??

I need to go number 2 real quick brb

What's a number 2?

When the yum yum in your tum tum comes out your little bum bum
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