chicken fucking shit

A chicken that won'the stop humping things around it.

'Dude, havetc you been to Billy's house? He's got a chicken. A chicken fucking shit!'
Chicken Fucker Chicken Shit

by dude with a chicken fucking sh June 4, 2016

joggin my shit

Making ones mind feel unsorted.

Him- damn that's joggin my shit.

Him#2- forreal...

by Sliver May 11, 2016

pinch of monkey shit

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world

Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.

by Possumhunter75 May 17, 2016

Shit Story Syndrome

Perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some random bullshit that happens in their boring life, usually oblivious to the total disinterest of those around. The unfortunate recipient of the verbal diarrhoea if usually forced to choke up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of shit story syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and somebody exclaiming 'cool story, bro'

'Why are you so late?'
'I was on the phone to Maria. She kept going on about her gran's childhood vacation, but I stopped listening about two minutes in.'
'Yeah, I don't blame you. She has shit story syndrome.'

by Alkjjhhg May 29, 2016

Iphone shit split

When your running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone splits her shit.

I was running a train and gave that bitch an iphone shit split

by Bigdaddyd1990 June 6, 2016

Shit tit fuck

Some thing you say when you about to do something ballzy and you know your probably gonna fail

Jon went up the ramp and blabbed " shit tit fuck" to only 3 seconds later find his ass on the ground tightening in pain

by Shit tit rape July 25, 2016

shitting out a triangle

When someone is lying so much that the more shit they pull out of their ass it just makes their situation worse. The sequence of where a bad lie gets you.

"Bro, I don't want to leave this party yet, but my mom keeps asking me where I am. I'm totally shitting out a triangle right now, because i told her I am almost home. She'll kill me if she finds out.

by Platezz January 25, 2018