National ask a guy out day

Cmon girls don’t be such a coward

Girl 1: hey it’s November 14th you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: oh yeah it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should ask Adam out

by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019

Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues

when your high school forces you to get up in front of your class or in some cases entire school to recite a shitty poem regardless of social anxiety or not. Symptoms occur when you did a horrible job from shaky movements, horrible eye contact, and forgotten lines resulting in a buzz that makes you want to vomit and die.

Person 1: How did you do in the Poetry Out Loud?
Person 2: Not too good man. I got the Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues.
Person 1: I do too. Wow our high school hates us.

by Refreshelover83 April 21, 2018

Suck the fart right out of her

Placing your lips and sucking on the female milfs ass hole until she releases the winds of the gods upon your face

Person 1- “Ellie’s mother is a milf”
Person 2- “I would like to suck the fart right out of her”

by Big_Bubba_C March 31, 2020

Trying to get water out of a stone

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020

National Ask A boy out day

November 14 is the day the girls ask out the boys

Girl:hey wanna date
Boy: Of course

Girl: yes!! National Ask A Boy Out Day is awesome

by Kassisys a bitch November 13, 2020

Pulling rabbits out of my ass

Doing something in a way that shouldn't work, but somehow does.
Creating money out of thin air.
Accomplishing the impossible in the most stupid way possible.
Being saved by nothing short of a miracle.

N: Seriously bruh, where all this money come from?
J: I told you man, I'm really good at pulling rabbits out of my ass

by FridayLightsFTW May 15, 2020

Get out of jail free card

something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.

"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?"
"No, i'm not rich"

by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020