sucking out "evil spirits" defense

A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.

The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.

by mlhiss July 26, 2019

Scoop out ya poop shoot

When you get chocolate ice cream and it looks like when you shit and there’s corn in it but u get 10 scoops of it because it’s the trend

*walks in a ice cream restaurant*
I’ll take the finest scoop out ya poop shoot

by Bihassniha124 November 8, 2019

National ask a guy out day

Cmon girls don’t be such a coward

Girl 1: hey it’s November 14th you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: oh yeah it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should ask Adam out

by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019

Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues

when your high school forces you to get up in front of your class or in some cases entire school to recite a shitty poem regardless of social anxiety or not. Symptoms occur when you did a horrible job from shaky movements, horrible eye contact, and forgotten lines resulting in a buzz that makes you want to vomit and die.

Person 1: How did you do in the Poetry Out Loud?
Person 2: Not too good man. I got the Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues.
Person 1: I do too. Wow our high school hates us.

by Refreshelover83 April 21, 2018

Suck the fart right out of her

Placing your lips and sucking on the female milfs ass hole until she releases the winds of the gods upon your face

Person 1- “Ellie’s mother is a milf”
Person 2- “I would like to suck the fart right out of her”

by Big_Bubba_C March 31, 2020

Trying to get water out of a stone

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020

Pulling rabbits out of my ass

Doing something in a way that shouldn't work, but somehow does.
Creating money out of thin air.
Accomplishing the impossible in the most stupid way possible.
Being saved by nothing short of a miracle.

N: Seriously bruh, where all this money come from?
J: I told you man, I'm really good at pulling rabbits out of my ass

by FridayLightsFTW May 15, 2020