Your Mom

Something nearly everyone says if you tell what they did

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit

by SirCentipede November 1, 2022

Your mom

Term used when telling a joke if your sensitive your probably gonna be a by about it

Person 1: what are you doing

Person 2: your mom

by By your mom <3 December 5, 2021

Your Mom

The person I fucked last night

I fucked your mom

by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

Your mom

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LMAO THAT YOUR MOM LOOKS LIKE HE SUCCED MC PORN

by IdiotDobe September 16, 2018

Your Mom

An object you make fun of (also from 2018)
Many definitions include but are not limited to:
Whale, big, fat, gay, dumb, stupid, idiot, and flat

Person 1: Yo do you see that over there?
Person 2: What are you talking about
Person 1: It's Your Mom

by forb ig eyes March 21, 2022

Your mom

10 percent of earths mass

When your mom went on a diet, she ended world hunger,

by Chickenmcnugget6 October 8, 2021