soft dick

When the dick is only smol. If a guy asks if you want to see it say no. im still traumatized.

Y/n: hey

Guy: Hey, wanna see my soft dick
Y/n:Nah

by Aztylux March 26, 2021

Soft solipsism

You're a morally confused moron who wants to play gender politics and you're doing this not because you believe soft solipsism is good but because it's the opposite. You're entire mind is just 'I dO tHe OpPoSiTe!' Now and you're a fucking idiot for being like this. You're fucking all the fat cocks, upto and including retards and children, and now you are making shit up to spite me.

Hym "Yeah, and your reading comprehension could use some work. The soft solipsism isn't good. You're delusional about your own virtue and you don't get to have a say in this because you are not fucking me. You're not a part of this. The opposition is entirely fabricated and their position is just the opposite of whatever I say as I say it. You need to shut these dumb whore up and get the show on the road here because if your would have put an end to this yesterday there is a good chance you would have more kids running around."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

eva the soft bitch

eva is too nice takes jokes personally and is really ugly if u saw her tiktok in the shower u would understand why im traumatized

eva the soft bitch are you friends with her?
nope shes so ugly

nice lets be friends!!

by zyxnk June 30, 2021

Soft Soak

Soaking with a limp dick.

The Mormon with Erectile Disfunction asked his girlfriend if she was up for a soft soak.

by DJock18 November 19, 2020

soft snuggle bits

Soft snuggle bits are the extra soft, warm, silky, and not necessarily sexual parts of the human body that are often only touched by those in an intimate relationship during snuggles. Areas like under the boob, back of the neck, the bit of underarm inbetween the armpit and elbow, and the thigh all qualify as soft snuggle bits.

Steve: Yo, she let me touch her soft snuggle bits :)

by hugefuckingnerd April 26, 2016

Soft Porn

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers

Soft porn is like porn without sex lol

by giorgio4 November 21, 2021

Soft landing

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.

I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.

by Dataline755 March 15, 2024