thumb rule

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.

Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.

by thym4pizza June 6, 2017

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dubani thumb piano

A flicking motion of the pussy with two thumbs as if you were texting or playing a Dubani Thumb Piano

Last night I gave my girl the best Dubani Thumb Piano she'd ever had!

by therealconnorgriffith June 18, 2017

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Thumb-butting

When you are hitting it from behind and have your thumb in her butt at the same time. Thumb-butting it.

She seemed like she wanted it so to test the waters I was thumb-butting it.

by Blibicer November 26, 2017

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thumb junky

A Facebook user desperate for the little hit of a 'like' on his post.

Dave is constantly flooding pics of his crappy car on the Facebook group page. He needs the Likes. He's such a Thumb Junky.

by Bob Sweat February 20, 2018

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Thumb Cunt

A Women with a clit the size of a average size thumb

"I was banging this chick and the whole i could feel her thumb cunt pressing against me"

by ChickenChoker9000 May 8, 2018

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dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.

I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,

by moongorilla March 18, 2018

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