2000 light years away

a song on the Kerplunk! album from Green Day, written for Adrienne Armstrong, Billie Joe's wife.

A song about how Billie and Adrienne had just started talking and dating and she had to leave to go back to the other side of the country while he toured.

He was sad and wished to be with her.

I wish I had a boyfriend who wrote me a song like 2000 light years away.

by rreenfay March 29, 2011

13 year olds

1. Unfunny and annoying hormone bags

2. Losers who come to urban dictionary to make a definition on how they're not like other 13 year olds.

noT ALL 13 yeAR OlDS ARe THE sAMe

by imakestuffdirtycuck April 29, 2021

horny 10-year olds

Why did you even look this up on Urban Dictionary? So don't be a pedo and get back to doing whatever u were doing.

Why should I tell you mothafucka 'cause you looked up horny 10-year olds

by score69 April 8, 2010

Cosmic Nine Year Old

something to call someone who's is worldly but still immature. Originated with the Doctor Who fandom, calling the Doctor one. He knows a vast amount of information on the universe, but still is young at heart, and has a tendency to be immature.

DW fan 1: Did you see that part where he made the angel say "comfy chairs"?
DW fan 2: Oh yeah, what a cosmic nine year old

Yeah, I mean he's nice and smart and whatever, but he's still not grown up, he's just a cosmic nine year old

by lastofthehappyfolk June 21, 2011

2020 Slap-Ass Year

The year 2020 is the year of ass-slapping. The art of slapping ass is celebrated throughout this whole year, so that everybody can dedicate their passion to this act.

Have you heard of 2020 Slap-ass year? It's the year of ass-slapping!

by Lil' Melwin January 31, 2020

Last year's hanging basket

Unkempt lady's bush, sprouting spiders' legs, possibly sporting a stale, musty odour.

She doesn't look like she takes care of herself; I bet her bush is like last year's hanging basket.

by Kirkpatrick77 September 3, 2013

Toxic Eight Year Old

a kid who plays online games. thinks they are a pro fortnite gamer and, quite frankly, ruin all online games. games they play include GTA V and fortnite

Oh wow, NoobMaster69 is being such a toxic eight year old

by NacchyBhattalu February 1, 2020