No Homo Theory

When two parties "accidentally" do something gay, party 1 may say "no-homo" to end the homo-ness. However, party 2 may say a second "no-homo" and cancel out 1's declaration of no homo-ness.

Guy2: No homo
Guy1: Stop making it homo! You're canceling out mine!

This theory may be also applicable to "no hetero"

No Homo Theory in action:
Guy1: I love you man, no homo.
Guy2: No homo
Guy1: No homo
Guy2: No homo
Guy1: Stop making it homo! You're canceling out mine!

by InspaRED April 15, 2009

louis theroux

when on the sesh and doing an all nighter, rhymes with 'straight through'

come on lads keep going, louis theroux the night

by yamawwww February 27, 2016

normalcy theory

Another term for the concept of adaptation level theory. Coined by the noted intellectual Greg Ryan of Los Angeles, CA.

Blaine thought becoming a surgeon would sovle his woes but he neglected the truth that is normalcy theory.

by Thomas Snead July 28, 2008

Validation Theory

The validation theory is when person "A" has a habitual habit of falling for another person's "significant other". The tendency actually is a way for person "A" to validate the "significant other's" way of being while in a relationship. The way the "significant other" loves, gives, jokes, reacts... are all validations and also a quick way to find out if "significant other" is worthy material. There are many synonyms for this kind of person... but I believe the "Validation Theory" is an explanation of why they do it - more than a term used for the person.

Katie and John argue a lot... he's such a dick to her. She's so pretty and sweet. She's always doing things for him.. and he said he doesn't even have sex with her anymore... she's the ideal girl. (Justifying to himself things that make her "qualified")... this is validation. The term above is the validation theory (the acts of...)

by BZ the BOSS November 9, 2012

pay back theory

the idea that you can ask somebody to pay for you (for something like food or a drink) and tell them that you will pay them back, though you have no intention to pay them back at all

Pay back theory in action:

Mike: "Hey Jason, I don't have any money on me, so could you pay for me when we eat today? I'll pay you back... "

Jason: "Yeah i guess"

Mike: "Ok, Thanks!" (screw that, i'm not paying him a penny)

by hahahalolololecrouch October 8, 2009

Wild-Wally Theory

The Wild-Wally theory is a combination of theories which add up to create another theory, so named.

It is the idea that Jordan Wild and Sandy Metwally receive an increase in sexiness of exactly 15% every day. This will eventually reach the point where the accumulation of all the percentages make a number which is impossible to determine.

This is increased by 90% on the day that either Jordan's coat or Sandy's shoes are worn by the invididual. They cannot both be worn on the same day, however, as the total percentage would reach over 100% and cause the appocalypse.

Person 1: OH MY GOD LOOK HOW SEXY THOSE PEOPLE ARE!

Person 2 : It's Jordan and Sandy, haven't you heard of the Wild-Wally Theory

Person 3: A OWL

by WildWally October 17, 2010

The Dick Theory

This is when girls want to be with every douche bag an jerk in the world in other words they want to ride every dick out there before settling down with a good guy.

Good guys get left in the friend zone because of the dick theory

by Actuality July 8, 2015