Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

Tank

someone with a huge penis

girl he has a huge tank

by Conner Mclavin December 12, 2023

tank

Tank is a name to describe a person with a pure heart . He may seem like some ordinary person at first glance, but he's better. he's funny, talented, and most of all supportive. Even if deep down he really doesn't care for your hobby, he at least listens to you. whenever you see a tank, remind them of how good they are and that they truly deserve so much more than what the world has to offer

"hey look at my buddy! Don't worry, he's such a tank"

by slaughteredhorse June 24, 2021

Greg on a tank

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This is Greg. He's on a tank

I love Greg on a tank

by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023

Reload the tank

When a man takes time in between rounds of sex to eat or drink in order to replenish sperm and energy.

“By the third round I needed 30 minutes to reload the tank”

by anonymous August 9, 2024

Irish tank

A tractor with a cannon and missiles.

Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!

by MoonLemon January 26, 2022

Tanking

The art of (Especially in a video game) doing nothing to counter (I.E. dodging, parrying, ETC. (Typically an effect like a buff that raises defence would not fall under this category)) a damaging blow, (Typically a heavy attack or flurry of attacks) typically without dying.

Player: "Geez he really tanked a sniper rifle shot? He should be dead. God damnitt I hate ping so much get gud internet bro"
Nerd: "Tanking is possible with the perk e-"
The player's IRL gun: "bang"

by damnboihethic69 November 15, 2021