hot sticky surprise

when a girl was piss drunk last night and wakes up not being able to open her mouth due to the hot jiz ejaculated in the oral region.

Little billy woke up with a hot sticky surprise and a latino in his bed, then was confirmed a gay.

by meowpoop and acclompice September 5, 2007

surprise butt secks

An unexpected anal sex. Can be used to surprise someone painfully (best method for rapist).

You may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.

PARIS: Hah you can't surprise me painfully...
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....

surprise butt secks

by MrXman September 20, 2010

Maryvale Surprise Party

A Maryvale Surprise Party is a drive by shooting by an illegal mexican in Arizona.

I was sound asleep when three mexicans in a 1976 cadillac decided to throw a Maryvale Surprise Party

by mooseantlers October 31, 2008

Cow Pie Surprise

A cow pie surprise is when you go to a farm and walk out into the field and find a crusty cow pie. You must do this in the daylight so you can find a good ripe pie, but if you must do it at night just remember. . . .BOOTS. Anywho, after finding the right one, you sneak into a friends room while he or she is sleeping. Climb up on a chair or nightstand, anything with some height. Once stable yell "FIRE, FIRE, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" the victim will awake wondering what's going on. Once you can see the whites of their eyes, let the pie fly and gravity will do its thing smacking the person in the face.

NOTE: Have a camera ready for the "shitty" look that you will reiceve.

NOTE: Gloves may be needed. The cow pie may have a gooey middle, also known as a SLOPPY COW PIE SURPRISE.

Person 1: Man, Did you see that shitty look Turza had after his cow pie surprise.

Person 2: No but he did smell like shit all day.

by MC-Cloud December 7, 2006

friday night surprise

When you are blasting a chick (or a dude)in the ass then you pull out and spit on thier back in order to make them think you have jizzed on them and when they turn around you blow right into their face, preferably in the eye.
Althought it is called a friday night surprise it can be performed on any day of the week.

"I'm gunna give you a Friday night surprise baby!"
"oh you came on my back how surprising, now i'll just turn around to face you."
"SURPRISE BITCH!!!"

by big tommy dickface October 6, 2005

White snot surprise

A "white snot surprise" is when a person is giving you head, and you cum so hard that it goes out of their nose.

Dude, I gave Paris a white snot surprise last night!

by Sleepy_Joe September 1, 2009

Montana roadside surprise

In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.

(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!

by coolkidjf7 May 19, 2009