rule 147

Anyone who plugs kush up their butthole are legally allowed to do anything they want

Rick:I just shot 56 people in Las Vegas
Dick: Isn’t that an act of terrorism?
Rick:Nah I had kush up my butthole rule 147

by Fatf*cknWalrus69 October 3, 2017

The 10% Rule

When two friends of opposite sexes are simply friends and not fuck buddies or whatever people fantasize about in their twisted heads.

Dude, my friend and I are definitely not following the 10% rule. We have sex like every other day.

by the10% October 23, 2012

Rule 183

If it exists, there's a speedrun of it

1: Hey that guy's doing a speedrun of Guitar Hero!
2: Rule 183, If it exists, someone has speedran it.

by Lyriati January 18, 2019

rules librarian

A rules librarian is an individual who has scoured the rule-books of a game to find every advantage and every loophole that they can to "empower" their character.

Most often found in Role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons, but variants can also be found online playing MMORPG.

These people suck the fun out of any game due to their obstinate refusal to actually get into the spirit of the game and play a ‘character’.
Their main motivation is to ‘win’ and if they don’t, or other players enforce the spirit of the game rather than the rule they will generally sulk or threaten to leave.

On dealing with a Rules Librarian
1. don’t play with them
2. if you already are – kill their characters off until they learn, or stop playing

Rules Librarian rolls dice...

GM:
"Ok, so you swing at the 50 foot tall dragon and strike a nasty blow to it's leg"

Rules Librarian:
"Actually, because I rolled over 95% of my base strength score; coupled with my level and weapon specialization, and my Backstab bonus as a thief, I get an automatic triple critical, so seeing as this is a Blue dragon, with a maximum of 200 Hit points, I would actually kill it"

GM:
"It's a dragon, you can't kill it with a dagger"

Rules Librarian
"It's in the rule book; Page 60, 193, and 246"

(other players groan)

by TJHC June 3, 2006

Rule 85

All buttons, valves, switches, latches, must be pushed.

Big red button? Rule 85.

by The Master's Challenge January 20, 2009

Rule 34D

This corollary to Rule 34 of the internet states that everything on the internet is porn to someone.

Noob: Oh my god, that car crash was horrible, there were bodies everywhere!

Gurofag: Pics or GTFO.

Noob: What? Why would you want to see that?

Gurofag: Rule 34D - I need fapping material.

by Drakzor February 21, 2011

rule 9004

Not only is this rule over 9000, but the word Glock must be capitalized in any and all sentences. the Glock is a magical thing and should be treated as such.

d00d: hey!
orly: yeah?
d00d: so i watched that uffie music video again..
orly: which one?
d00d: pop the glock.
orly: zomfg.. d00d rule 9004 and dont do it again.

by perryEB January 27, 2011