Owen is a slightly disturbing, but great friend. He may think so, but no girl is out of his league(they might be out of his peripheral vision though). He will cross his legs, put his hands on his chin, elbow on the table, and say "so tell me all about the gossip." He gives you advice(some of it isn't applicable but still appreciate the gesture)on your boyfriend, your friends, and just life. He's really cool and one of the funniest guys you'll know. His jokes may be a bit...intense but he's hilarious once you get to know him.
Person 1: Oh my God, how dare that guy make a joke that racist!
Person 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Owen is hilarious!
Person 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Owen is hilarious!
by RoxanneRitch February 23, 2023

When you play action in madden and fumble and lose the game then go beat bronze rocket league players.
by WilliamPolchinjr June 5, 2021

by Caidyn Siegel April 13, 2021

A tall boy with fluffy hair. he plays basketball with mediocre effort and is lowkey a mega fag. He should probably take a shower, and is balding heavily. Needs to seriously think about his sexuality. What a huge shithead.
THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE ALAN!!!
THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE ALAN!!!
Guy 1: That guys being such an Owen ass motherfucker
Guy 2: Yeah what a fucking fagbag.
Owen: what the fuck did I do?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Shut the fuck up owen.
Guy 2: Yeah what a fucking fagbag.
Owen: what the fuck did I do?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Shut the fuck up owen.
by BlacksburgDEMON February 26, 2025

by smartfella123 September 11, 2025

a person who has a huge penis
by bigbrownlegs17 August 25, 2020

by OneSteak5725689 January 22, 2021
