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Ali-Minion-Mum

Yes but uh... Ali-Minion-Mum

by morisons July 22, 2023

Ur mum

the british way of saying the classical UR MOM joke so if u say ur mum GET OUTTA HERE

UR MUM NO THATS JUST NO

by U3U May 14, 2019

ur mum

a comeback to use to get people away from you

"what are you eating"
"Ur Mum

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

your mum

your mum means like when your parents make love and then 9 months later your born and then you grow up yeah that’s your mum and it can also mean like when a 9 year old is in an argument and someone says something so hurtful they don’t even know what to say so they say your mum and it’s really stupid they think it’s funny but fr it’s not

your mum is dead

by whatryoudoing January 24, 2023

MUM

Is very fat

Hey your mum is very fat

by hey when will dad come back December 2, 2022

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022