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fairy cum

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.
Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.
by oofman420xd December 14, 2024
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Deuce Fairy

A small, winged creature that flys around at night shitting in the mouths of humans. Most commonly after long nights of drinking and smoking.
Ah, fuck! The deuce fairy visited last night.
by Ash666666 June 26, 2018
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spanner fairy

Alistair Macleod is a spanner fairy.

Spanner fairy's wind people up.
by naomileanne March 23, 2017
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Fairy

A Female with a fractured mind that build full relationships, marriages and commitments

That all in actually are all a full Fantasy.
Fairy is a One night stands,3-4 year relationships or a short term relationships.
by Dr.Summers June 24, 2025
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smiling at fairies

A term used by a teacher to describe students not paying attention.
" Chris, stop smiling at fairies"
by km97 February 2, 2015
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Skinty fairy

The cool way of saying skinny. Us skinties have wings.
Me and my bff's: I'm a skinty fairy!

Person: you mean stinky?
Me: no SKIN-TY !!
by Skintyfairy April 15, 2020
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Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020
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