Cat Turtle

The mythical Cat Turtle is a cat in a hat. It can breathe fire, fly, and it can make lemonade. It has been kept secret from us because of the government. They are hogging these majestic beasts because of their ability of making lemonade. Truth be told the Cat Turtle was the inventor of lemonade but was found and a man person found one. He took ownership of being the true inventor of lemonade.

Hobo Joe- OMG it's da Magical Cat Turtle!

Tyler- I like SLOTHS!

by Nugget Overlord October 31, 2016

Autism cat

A cat with Autism in Wilburgers youtube series of oblivion on YouTube

Me: "have you seen Autism Cat?"
My friend: "Saw him screeching a bit ago in the hotel."

by Dr Ebola Cat March 23, 2019

smash cat

when you heve aggressive sex with a girl.

dude i got hammered drunk last night and played smash cat with lauren.

by ken magnum September 18, 2009

morris cat

The complete man. His last name is Morris so we call him Morris the Cat. Morris Cat was originally a tv icon for nine lives cat food. Now he is a living legend in our town. He even has an epic story written about him by Ben.

They call me General Morris Cat I make it my business to meow.

by Bobathy Bohemian March 26, 2008

Beautiful Cat

someone who gives off a lot of love to the point of romance, you really want to be around them; usually directed at jazz musicians

Man, that new trumpeter from Italy sure seemed like a beautiful cat from our jam session yesterday.

by ThatGentleman October 6, 2011

cat jesus

Cat jesus is a god with the sexiest legs ever and visits earth in the form of a slab

Wow that slab is very cat jesus

by Oh yeah yeah Zorrorz is great March 9, 2019

cat's fanny

A term used to describe something much better than the Dogs Bollocks

Boy, that curry was the cat's fanny!

by paul bodycount September 24, 2005