tard-ilf

tard i'd like to fuck

betty is a hot ass tard-ilf

by mr poopy pants November 22, 2007

pharma-tard

A pharmacist who refuses to provide access to birth control based on a moral or religious inclination towards forced childbirth. A pharmacist who's actions deny access to any form of birth control based on "moral principles" of religious freedom, making the amazing argument that it a threat to their freedom to deny a consumer access to choice in an otherwise rational, free market society.

Susan tried to get the morning after pill down the street, but she should have known some pharma-tard would stop her because of the massive creepy crosses plastered all over the building.

by obesiverse April 5, 2013

Toolie Tard

A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12

That Sasha is a toolie tard

by Lisanne March 23, 2007

Fuck tard

1.A retard that still manages to get in a fuck or two

2. A wad of shit

1. Me: Yo that guy is a fuck tard
Bob: I envy him.

2. Me: Yo, I dare you to eat that fuck tard
You: fiiinnnneeee

by gordon March 8, 2005

techno-tard

Someone who have great difficulty navigating new technology, as in: computer programs, DVD players, cell phones, etc.

Jon is such a techno-tard -- he got a great new computer but still hasn't figured out how to get on the Internet.

Never text Mary -- she'll never be able to open it on her cell. What a techno-tard!

by a/l April 20, 2008

G-Tard

Someone who tries to act like a gangsta because they think it's cool, but ends up looking like a total retard.

Lame internet troll: Lil Wayne iz da bez raper in all ov timez mane, hez juz sooo gud!
Me: No he's not, Rakim is. Lil Wayne's lyrics sucks and he raps about stupid topics.
Lame internet troll: Yo fuck all doz big word rapperz mane, Lil Wayne iz betta den all ov doz over rated washed up has-beens who whine about there lifes!
Me: Why do you spell so bad?
Lame internet troll: Cauze speeling iz 4 loozers! I'm such a gangsta, I listenz two Lil Wayne, I where myz hat two da side, dat meanz Im a gangsta!
Me: No, it means you're a retard. You're a g-tard!

by Icy Wyte December 10, 2016

e-tard

Person under the influence of ecstasy, especially when being overly flirtatious.

Guy 1: Oh man, that girl last night was HOT!

Guy 2: Yeah, she was kissing and loving all over me!

Guy 1: I wonder if she really liked you or if she was an e-tard?

by Bearmike March 6, 2008