Skate

A military term for, dicking around and avoiding working in your shop. Most of the time you are supposed to skate around away from your supervisors and to other shops or the bathroom. Max skate time would be around 15 min.

Hey where's smith at?
I think he's skating in the smoke pit again.
Well if he's going to skate he better have a fucking clipboard

by LostinOregon June 17, 2015

Skundini

A hundred dollar bill.
Also known by 'Skundo' and 'Skunnit'

Given this name by Fat Boy SSE

Look at all my skundinis.

Let me count these skundos for you, one skunnit, two skunnit, three skunnit.

by Ike & Mike November 9, 2017

skrra

Big Shaq's imitation of a gun

"The ting goes skrra,"

by Ya boi Gary Motherfucking Oak January 5, 2018

Skin Hammer

A special type of hammer also refered to as a penis or cock. A skin hammer often gets you into trouble and needs to be protected, unlike normal hammers.

Tonight, I'm going to lay down the skin hammer.
She is begging for the skin hammer.

by Diamond David July 23, 2019

Skinny Minnie

What obese people call a woman who isn't as fat as they are.

After my 5th helping at the Chinese food buffet I saw Donna. She lost 5 pounds and is down to a size 18 dress. What a Skinny Minnie!

by Confidentially Dongo October 24, 2019

skollerninnilooks

A word only used by chads. Typically, one says skollerninnilooks a second or two of hair flipping after jumping or falling out of a hole on object for the purpose of entering dramatically.

“John jumped out a hole and said fucking ‘ skollerninnilooks’.” “I never felt more flexed on.”

by DoneBamboozled January 14, 2020

titty skipping

When one skips thru a movie only stopping to watch the parts when titties are present on the screen. no masturbation is to occur just for quick enjoyment. The movie should be completed in maximum of 5 minutes to view all titties and skip the bullshit.

What are you guys doing tonight?

Not much, we are just titty skipping the American Pie movies now. Ill text you in a bit bitch.

Girl: Hey do you want to hang out tonight
Guy: Dont bother me when I'm titty skipping woman.

by Donnie Borschel November 27, 2010