Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.

She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker

by DankTesticle June 24, 2021

Post-season Depression

A period of minor depression following the end of a sports season. It is most common in high school athletes.

Person 1: “Damn, I just ain’t been right since the track season ended”
Person 2: “You got some post-season depression”

by august rain June 5, 2022

Wifey Season

Referring to the period in a man's life where he wants to settle down and get married, the term wifey in itself meaning wife.

"Yo you wanna hit the club?"
"Nah I gotta girl,I think it's wifey season for me."

by just another tuner March 2, 2018

Single girl season

When spring ends and summer starts , Where girls are single and guys only want to smash

Damn I just smashed a single girl in the bathroom -jimmy

Oh it’s single girl season-John

by Brooky_spamz April 27, 2019

seasonal snuggler

When people who live in cities with winter pick someone to shack up with for the cold months and dump them when spring comes along

Bob and Sandy were each others' seasonal snuggler, but when the hormones from the sun kicked in again, they broke up

by paidtobenice13 November 24, 2013

Rona season

The season of corona virus

Guy 1: Hey do you want to go see a movie tommorow

Guy 2: Nah not during rona season

by MasterGuy1 November 4, 2020

GOT Season 8

When it seems like you are going to have the biggest,greatest,fattest nut of your life and then someone walks in and you have to abandon ship

Person 1: How was last week

Person 2: Good but I had to do a GOT season 8 when my rm walked in
Person 1:That sucks

by What’s your handle321 June 27, 2024