satan

a big hot chonkalonk with a big ding dong

((did i mention he's hot??)

h-hey satan~ UwU~~

by hair salon December 8, 2020

Satan's Piss

the drink created when mixing apple juice, grape juice and diet coke.

me: "what're u drinking?"
cool guy: "satan's piss bro"

by liisadumbstupididiot December 21, 2020

satans banquet

eating out a girl on the rag.

"It was crazy, Heather just went down and started enjoying a Satans banquet served up by Phoebe in the locker room last night after soccer practice!"

by Urban slang warrior January 22, 2021

Santanasexual

To feel sexual attraction to santana López from Glee

I can't stop thinking about Santana López i must be Santanasexual

by Acrazygleek January 6, 2021

saitana

Saitana is a name for any gender! The person who owns this name is very kind, but they can also be mean. People who have the name Saitana have two, if not multiple personalities. The personalities may differ, they can be the sweetest person at one moment, and then at another moment they'll be planning on how to ruin someones life. Saitana is very sweet, but they can also be very rude.

Saitana is such a sweet person, but sometimes they can be pretty mean.

by kae! January 9, 2021

Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

Satan's Mouthwash

The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)

Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."

by Another Unused Spoon March 21, 2021