Only the one and only master of the bass guitar Tom Araya (note metal Santa is only a term used after he got his kickass beard)
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Get the FC Santa coloma mug.A fat old man wearing red and is 200+ years old, he leaves presents under the first tree he freaking sees and in return he eats your milk and cookies you were planning to eat in the morning. He has he many midgets that are working for him and is too fat and lazy to make the toys himself. He yells ho ho ho and disturbs the people trying to sleep, he breaks into innocent peoples homes and makes annoying christmas carols that always get stuck in your head at the wrong time of season.
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Get the Santa mug.One of the most complex dancehall dances made by Ding Dong. Could be seen on the Sean Paul video "Temperature" where everyone seems to call it the Irish Tap Dancing Dance. Lol
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Get the Santa Bounce mug.Adj. a: a general or irrational fear of Santa Claus. b: A fear of enclosed shopping spaces during the holidays.
Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
by Mothmaker December 5, 2012
Get the Santa Claustrophobia mug.A sexual position in which the female sticks her ass in the air and the male, wearing a Santa Claus hat & beard, sits on top of the female and drops his testicles into her anus like Santa dropping his bag of toys down the chimney.
After a little too much eggnog, Sally was feeling frisky and asked Todd to leave on the hat & beard and give her a jolly santa.
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