Hillbilly shopping

When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.
Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."

Guy#2 "boi wtf"
by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 02, 2018
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the whop shop

1. (n.) a place of great happiness where 3847353425872572365 editions of whopper are served by the whopper crew/team whopper in the whopper kingdom (a place created after a 5 hour conversation round a campfire in the New Forest with explorer scouts).
1. I'm going to The Whop Shop to try and collect all the Whoppers.
by gordo gay parade August 24, 2008
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Dickboy shopping

When you browse through someone else’s wardrobe looking for things to wear
“Why are you looking through my clothes?”
“I’m going dickboy shopping.”

“Yo I don’t care that you don’t have a pair of jeans here, you’re not going dickboy shopping.”
by FossieLockdown January 22, 2021
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Bait shop

A shop that sells contraband I.e duty free cigarettes/alcohol or restricted drugs
Yo, you know anywhere I can get cheap fags?

Try the bait shop next to McDonald’s
by The cunt in the bag April 25, 2022
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Candy shop

Adult only chocolate and sweet store
I got a chocolate wonka bar from the candy shop and it fucked me right up
by Dead Stu April 14, 2022
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Strap Shop

Yo lets hit up the strap shop and scope out the dracos
by thatdanksmoker420 March 15, 2017
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Cigar shopping

The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.
“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”
by Dr. Word Doctor. September 19, 2022
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