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1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine
Darren: Mum, why did you buy six ceramic octopus shaped mugs?
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.
by darrenxix May 2, 2018
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shopping-cart sidle

Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.
Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.
by QuacksO January 3, 2020
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Window Shopping

The act of looking at and/or flirting with girls while currently in a relationship. This act is not to be considered cheating.
"Chill out babe I'm not cheating I'm just window shopping"
by Cunt-fucker9000 January 24, 2020
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Window shopping

When you in a relationship but you talk about you like or admire someone else ore multiple people but you don’t try anything with them because your in a relationship
Cindy:oh he’s cute
Faith: don’t you have a boyfriend?
Cindy: I’m just window shopping
by $amizzle April 10, 2020
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Window shopping

When you’re in a relationship but you like or admire somebody else. You won’t do anything with the other person/people because your in a relationship.
Cindy:oh he’s cute
Faith:don’t you have a boyfriend?
Cindy: ummm....I’m just window shopping
by $amizzle April 10, 2020
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Screen shopping

Being bored as fuck any day, at school, quarantined or some other shit and screenshotting random clothes or items of instagram shops you know you cant buy because your too fucking broke
Lemme just go screen shopping for a second
by Thicc Toes 🦶🦶 April 10, 2020
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pajama shopping

Stress food shopping. When you go into the grocery store intending to buy wholesome foods like fresh vegetables, soup stock and yogurt, but you come to the register with nothing but comfort foods like pop-tarts, ice cream, and heavily sweetened cereal and soda pop. You might as well have gone to the store in your pajamas, hence, pajama shopping.
I was so disappointed in the Game of Thrones finale I found myself pajama shopping for pretzel cones and two boxes of bourbon truffle ice cream.
by Laughter On Water April 16, 2020
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