Retarded Sister

The retarded sister refers to the non-dominate hand of a male that they don't frequently use for masturbation and does not seem to have the coordination of the dominate hand.

"Oh man, my hand is in a cast now I will have the use the retarded sister to rub one out."

by Ext379 June 24, 2021

legally retarded

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

by nick May 19, 2005

Half-Retarded

Some one Who is not fully retarded so you have some part of your brain where your retarded but not retarded in another.

My mom dropped me on my head sideways now I'm half-retarded.

by Hiyo802 December 24, 2009

lard-retard

some1 who is overwheight and an idiot

"my friend is a lard-retard because she is obese and is an idiot"

by BumFodder July 24, 2008

Politically Retarded

People who watch CNN NBC ABC FOX or any other main stream media, mainly extreme leftists.

Any one who watches CNN's Don Lemon is Politically Retarded

by noximuss December 5, 2020

Shotgun Retard

A Call of Duty 4 Player that utilizes the shotgun as their primary weapon. Often perceived as a noob weapon, as the shotgun is intended for extremely close quarters, those that use it are considered "careless" or "retarded" when pitted against other players using long range weapons such as assault rifles.

Damnit, that shotgun retard got me from behind.

by Eugene Santiago May 28, 2008

retard riot

a group of handicapped people acting out in rage. Usually at a high school

dude, did you see that retard riot at lunch today?

by Mike Ockyormouf February 24, 2008