pounding the putter

A term for masturbation

Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?

by Putterpounder69 January 29, 2020

Wearin' extra pounds

To be overweight by a certain amount. Like to be wearin' 10 or 20 extra pounds.

Mama Cass was wearin' extra pounds. Like 100 of 'em.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018

It's Pounding Time

A Term Used by Sasquatch that consists of trying to pound something ending in either failure or a Mechana-Disaster

This is taking too long. IT'S POUNDING TIME!

by Mechana-Dictionary March 26, 2022

Pound pals

Friends with benefits. Fuck buddies. Booty call.

Joyce and I were really into each other, but because of the distance we decided to be just pound pals when I'm in town

by WTT82 December 6, 2018

The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021

drink a pound of cement

1. to toughen up
joe “no way in hell im going on that rollarcoaster”
bob “drink a pound of cement, pussy”
2. to drink someone’s dick milk, word for ejaculate or cum
sexy woman “ooohhh hey there big boy😏”
bob “drink a pound of cement”
sexy woman “ PEG ME”

“are you happy urban dictionary? i defined the word already, look, drink a pound of cement, drink a pound of cement, happy now?”

by god i LOVE bacon and terraria February 9, 2025

Pounding the Rice

phrase used when you're pounding an Asian chick.

Dude, I was pounding the rice last night, if you know what I mean.

by hellhammer123 March 5, 2011