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Polish Handkerchief

When you have to blow your nose but you don't have a handkerchief or tissue, so you blow your snot into your hand. Then you whip your hand to fling off the snot.
That nasty dude just did a Polish Handkerchief and then shook your hand.
by Camper dog June 16, 2010
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Spit and polish

Refers to oral sex, where in the act of a blow job the giver "spits" on the knob to help with lubrication. Because of this the knob end tends look shiny and "polished".
This style of blow job is seen in a lot of porn movies.

It is an extention of a guy asking for a "polish", meaning he like oral sex.
"My ex used to give a real good spit and polish"
by AJNtheFirst August 5, 2009
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pillsbury

Money. Originates from the word dough
I just bought a crib! I gotta make that Pillsbury son!
by hippocampus July 16, 2008
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poll troll

An internet user who is obsessed with finding a poll/survey to take. He will go around a website and take the survey, then giggle with excitement when other's results load.
Poll Troll: Oooooh, I found a good poll!
What do you like most?
-Green eggs with ham
-Turkey with mayonnaise
-Monkey brains
Poll Troll: Green eggs and ham of course! Hee hee hee the results are coming soon!
by KingOfTheLand April 14, 2008
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reverse polish romanski

reverse polish romanski

1. When any woman over 40 seduces a young teenage boy.

This term is a play off of Roman Polanski and Reverse Polish Notation, and references situations that are the reverse to the sexually inappropriate case of Roman Polanski and 13-year old girl in the 1970s
My baby cousin scored 125 points off a reverse polish romanski last week at a party at my Aunt's house with one of her lush cougar pals.

When a 44-year old woman rape-rapes a 13-year old boy after feeding him half of a champagne flute and a fistful of Quaaludes. This might or might not occur in Jack Nicholson's spa tub.
by Syzdek October 7, 2009
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pickle polisher

Usually a plus sized lower class woman, that a group of men invited over to their man cave or garage to orally pleasure them one by one. For her services the guys pretend that they like the girl and ramble on about her great personality.
Jason: HEY SCOTTY!!! I called Heather she will be here in twenty minutes!!!
Scotty: Who's Heather?
Jason: That big ol' girl from the trailer park!
Scotty: OHHHHH the pickle polisher!! YAY! iam excited
Jason: She has a great personality!
by S.H.A.G.G.Y. December 12, 2009
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Polish

Someone coming from the country of Poland. They are famous for having blond hair and blue eyes. Their last names often end in ski, and contain z's. Last names are very hard to pronounce at times. Some Polish people are very anti semitic, and they have no reason for it.
They also have a holiday where you throw water on people.
If you walk around in Chicago, chances are you will find a Polish person.
They incorporate "WHOOPS" and "YUOOOOH"s in their traditional dances.

Not to be confused with the Russian
Sylwia: Oh man, those pirogies were dee-lishh.
Monika: I'm gonna go clean some Jew's house.
Daria: I'm gonna go suck some Polish sausage.
Emilia: My hair is so blond, it blinds people.
David: My eyes are so blue, it's unnatural.
Nicole: I'm a Polska Laska!
by Shmate March 19, 2008
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