Courts Mum

a mum who smokes inside, complains, almost always has a ex husband and always goes to the corner shop for a 24 pack of coca-cola. And almost always has a kid in primary school

"god shes such a courts mum"

by Meltdown.x April 2, 2022

Your mum

defining something big and fat
sometimes hot

Greefy: he look at that big plane over there. I wonder whats the dimensions of it
Beefy: I am very sure thats around the size of that of your mum.

by deez_slimy May 15, 2022

Ur Mum

Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.

Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!

by Nadyak August 7, 2022

your mum

your mum, is a commonly used joke in the UK being used by the youth here in Britain.

your mum is the fittest in this room

by Itsnitcuckingblank January 7, 2023

UR MUM

What you say when you have nothing to do when you get roasted.

Well, Guess what, UR MUM

by SUSSyBAKacough January 15, 2022

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

Call Mum

When someone does something or says something only because someone else reminded them or forced them to. This is usually in the context to "make things right/better", when they haven't thought of it themselves. Like when siblings tell each other to "Call Mum" cause it will make her happy but they don't always think to do it.

Eg. 1 Call Mum
He - "I miss you"
She - "Oh I miss you too"
He - "Did you just call mummed me?"

Eg.2 Call mum
Dan: "It's Jake's birthday today"
Rob: "Happy Bday Jake!"
Jake: " Thanks. Did you actually remember or were you called mommed?"

by Noeanais28 March 31, 2020