Pineapple Monster

A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.

Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!

Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"

Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."

Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"

by crazygirl! June 21, 2009

Suck-monster

An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.

Otherwise known as a "Simone".

Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!

Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.

by Nutritionfacts July 27, 2009

Panty Monster

A popular pet name from a girlfriend's tuna cave.

Boy: Hey, do you want to play Wild Ones?
Girl: The panty monster is hungry.

by Manbazooka April 30, 2010

vegie monster

A vegie monster hated character on the TV show Seasame Street. He was made so children could eat more vegies and he replaced the cookie monster. This caused an outrage and little children rebelled against vegetables which backfired their cause for the vegie monster. The vegie monster got fired and little kids all around are still eating cookies and getting fat.

vegie monster

by Cl Rodden February 24, 2011

Ginie Monster

Your Creepy uncle says that its not him touching you, its the "Ginie Monster"

Dont worry sweetie, its just the ginie monster. I will protect you. Take off your pants.

by jhhelll January 9, 2011

bog monster

-A bog monster is a hidious creature from the bog, that reaks like shit, and has a bog eye.
-You can also call taking a dump, having a bog monster, because it smells like a bog monster.

-I just released a bog monster in the bathroom, you might want to wait a few minutes before going in there.
-That bog eyed monster smells like the dump john just took.

by Al Gettin' Stacks July 7, 2011

Derpanchy Monster

A term used for a duo of drunken fools who hit bars like tornadoes hit Oklahoma.

Oh my god, the Derpanchy Monster just walked in the door. Hide yo wives, hide yo keeds -- just feed them copious amounts of booze and let's hope they leave the bar in one piece.

by Sleezy D-Wreck December 31, 2011