morning metal

Worse than morning wood, this is what happens when your bladder is almost at the point of bursting.

Oh no, Rachel's in the bathroom, and I really got some morning metal! Rachel, I gotta pee! Rachel? RACHEL!!!!

by pentozali July 9, 2009

nootch metal

Originating from the word "nootch". Used to describe a variety of metal bands that are considered "weak" "pussy music" "Trys-to-hard" type of music or just simply not that great of metal music. Recently nootch metal was used to describe such bands as ICP (Insane Clown Posse). People against the band would describe them as being "nootch metal". Word can also be used for other genres such as "nootch rock" but most commonly narrowed down to metal.

friend1: do you listen to ICP?

friend2: fuck no, I don't listen to nootch metal.

by Devp October 25, 2006

nu-metal

pure later'd bullshit!

i hate this later'd emo-like shit fuck nu-metal im gonna go listen to some sabbath

by RaM0n October 10, 2005

nu-metal

Shitty wannabe metal music..
Usually the same riff throughout the whole song.. alot of screaming and gay ang0r..
Sometimes called "my mummy didnt love me music"

Teenager: My mom beats me so i'm gunna listen to these guys screaming !

by kr0wb4r February 16, 2004

heavy metal

Best type of Music Ever

ACDC are the Gods!

Metallica are pretty good to.

Any one whothinks Heavy metal is about pricks with lipstic is wrong. Its about the music, not the fashion.

"Rock 'n' roll a'int noise pollution
Rock 'n' roll a'int gonna die!"

by oilslug April 19, 2005

love metal

NOT a genre because it has only ONE band in it! A shitty band at that! HIM is awful enough as they are and dont deserve their own genre. Its simply a name for a poser goth/emo bad. Oh and the "heartagram" FUCK YOU the pentagram repreasents satan (or man from a biblical point of view) and the heartagram repreasents nothing but a desperate attempt to kill metal. Love-metal does not deserve to be a genre.

HIM fan: Hey do you like metal
Metalhead: ya
HIM fan: Do you like love metal?

*suddenly the metalhead slices the HIM fan's throught open*

by True Metalhead October 9, 2006

ass metal

A derogatory term used to define heavy metal music

Dude, turn down the ass metal. Twisted Sister still SUCKS!!!

by jwhawor October 18, 2006