main lay

Your main bitch! The girl who is always your first option for sex because either A) you like her the most or B) she gives the best head.

Cody: Hey man what your options for tonight?

Johnny: I don't know man, I think I'm gonna have to go to my bench. My main lay isn't calling me back!

by jkirkland1944 June 1, 2014

Mainstream Fucker

Another way of saying "this person is mainstream", but its used to offend a person while still saying that they are mainstream.

Person 1:"Look at this Mainstream Fucker,I hate these Bastards"
Person 2:"Don´t be so harsh with him,he is not even doing anything provocative!"
Person 1:"I don´t give a shit!"

by the kankrer July 16, 2015

mainstain

your best friend that also happens to be a shit stain

"Happy birthday, fam, u my mainstain"
"Aw, fam <3"

by DrewTheDragon September 6, 2016

main drain

geo

“Hey Geo my main drain”

by maindrain1234 February 7, 2018

Main Man Mullet

The Main Man Mullet is a being that is widely considered to be the most powerful force in the universe, even more powerful than god himself. The Main Man Mullet can be found playing Xbox with complete retards to feel smart or fucking fat girls. His mullet is bulletproof and can be used as a cooler to store his iced tea and mystery meat.

Today I started a cult dedicated to the Main Man Mullet.

by The Banana Stealer May 3, 2020

main guy

practically anyone as long as you're fine, play a sport, bash, or people just like you for no sensible reason.

hes a main guy

by mattiastoilet October 4, 2020

Maine Coon

“Maine Coon” is a feline breed. It is the most sizably voluminous domestic house feline. It has a distinctive physical appearance, and good hunting skills. Maine Coon felines originate from Maine. Maine Coon’s are known for their sizably voluminous tails, fur between their toes, and “talking” a lot.

"That's a large tail, it must be a Maine Coon!"
"That's a Maine Coon! Look at the fur between it's toes!"
"Wow! That's a big cat! Is it a Maine Coon?"

by SaintLoganIII November 14, 2020