A know-it-all vegetarian with a slight lisp. Keeneys are so dedicated to obscure facts, and showing other people they know those facts, they'll often they'll often on solo fact-giving missions, even at usually social fact-based events like pub quizes
- "I dethided to go to a local pub quiz to make thome new friendth. I ordered thome vegetarian nachoth to thare with people. Everyone wath already on a team tho I had to do it by mythelf. I won though."
- Dude! you're such keeney
- Dude! you're such keeney
by Sharktopod December 11, 2010
Get the Keeney mug.An absolutely talented wrestler who had banger of matches in Japan. However, his best days are behind him.
Chris: Dude, Kenny Omega just added a 10th title to his collection, and had a match in AEW which Meltzer gave 10 stars. Why is he still not over?
Luke: Omega is a weeb. He'll never get over.
Luke: Omega is a weeb. He'll never get over.
by OkadaFan August 12, 2021
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Also known as Ken. He is hard working, tall and sexy. Ken always keeps his promises. There's nothing he can't fix. He's the smartest guy you know. His smile melts hearts and makes you weak in the knees. If you catch yourself a Kenneth hold on tight. He is loyal but all the ladies want a Ken!
Kenneth is a real catch.
by dreamcatcher700 September 14, 2016
Get the Kenneth mug.The rule that either a friend is A) with his girlfriend or B) doing something with his family. In either case he is too busy to hang out with friends. Betting usually occurs among the collective group whether he cannot chill due to A or B.
Friend one: "hey, we were supposed to hang out yesterday, what happened?"
Friend two: "oh, I was going to but then my mom told me I had to go shopping with her'
Friend one: "great, we didn't hang out and I lost $20 thinking you were with your girlfriend. God damn Kenny Principle."
Friend two: "oh, I was going to but then my mom told me I had to go shopping with her'
Friend one: "great, we didn't hang out and I lost $20 thinking you were with your girlfriend. God damn Kenny Principle."
by Lingua_Franca August 1, 2011
Get the Kenny Principle mug.She's that girl who's just her, she's pretty average, and quiet boring. She not too talented and just usually sits there not doing much. But she is pretty cute, with that little blonde strip, and apparently really likes tye die. She has an okay butt
by 420blazer69 April 24, 2015
Get the kennedy jackson mug.The most beautiful person you will ever meet! multi-talented blessed with angels that burst forth from her vocal chords when she sings. Has THE BEST fans, especially her number 1 fan Bryanna (shes legitness) Defies gravity when she performs!
she got her legs flying all over the place, ONLY Kennedy Davenport!
Is that an angel, oh no it's Kennedy Davenport!
Is that an angel, oh no it's Kennedy Davenport!
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