July 16

A day where you can drop all your friends and be alone and they can’t get mad

Friend:hey you have not talked to me all day

Me:it’s July 16
Friend:ohhh

by A simp😔💔 January 23, 2021

july 21

creampie with ur fav guy friend, a day where even if you have a bf or gf ur fav guy best friend gets to creampie you
is ur bed a one person bed? well now it can fit two if ones on top of the other

gf :"hey babe its july 21st"
bf: "oh okay, so youll be with nick right?"

by Dat One Friend July 20, 2021

July 18th

July 18th is national “send boobs” day.

I’m so happy it’s July 18th, I love boobs!

by Joking rocket July 17, 2021

July 2nd

anyone who was born on this day usually has a great sense of humor. is a moron, but is very loyal to his family

oh its his birthday...

July 2nd is ruined

by hh275 December 26, 2019

July 20

Have sex if you haven’t had it in a while day!

Claire, Are you excited for July 20 hottie?

by anonymous July 20, 2021

Juul July

You can bring your juul) anywhere and use your juul anywhere.

“I’m excited for “Juul July” because i get to bring my juul to mcdonald’s and juul in line!”

by imbored188 December 31, 2019

7th July

1. The worst day of my life. Commonly misnamed '7/7' to make it easier to remember for fucking brain dead wankers that weren't there. A terrorist incident where a few fucked up wankers decided to kill ordinary people in London for some obscure fucked up reason to do with religion. Here's a message for all you 'wannabe emotional victims' Stop trying to define what you know sod all about!

I would rather like it if all the sad, pathetic, emotional retards that have no real life, and were not involved in the incidents would refrain from trying to define what they know fuck all about.

"where were you on 7th July"
"sitting in my office in Tavistock square, now Fuck off I don't want to talk about it...you CUNT!"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 12, 2006