This is a person unlucky enough to be born in India. These persons are allergic to water and instead drink curry to survive. Many Indians like to shit in public as a sign of dominance, some even hurling their fresh shit as others in an act of war.
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The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
???: Hey do you want to know why Indian Grove Elementary School sucks?
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
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“If you don’t stop talking on my name, i’ll call in gang and we will give you an indian sarcophagus.”
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Person 1: when do you think we should tell Indian God with Curry he's bad at basketball?
Person 2: Idk man
Person 2: Idk man
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First, hold the cigarette between your teeth without clenching too hard - any legit smoker knows not to bite the filter and impair it's function by distorting it's shape. Then, close your lips around the filter and suck in. Then, puff out all of the resulting smoke without inhaling any of it. Repeat these two steps very quickly. The end of the cigarette will light up like a candle, and a cloud will form around your face.
- A study from 2019 revealed that men who routinely Indian Puffed had, on average, three times as much testosterone as those who did not.
- "Indian" in reference to American Indians, not the one's that live in India.
- An amusing term, albeit a dated one that might get you in trouble if you say it around the wrong people.
First, hold the cigarette between your teeth without clenching too hard - any legit smoker knows not to bite the filter and impair it's function by distorting it's shape. Then, close your lips around the filter and suck in. Then, puff out all of the resulting smoke without inhaling any of it. Repeat these two steps very quickly. The end of the cigarette will light up like a candle, and a cloud will form around your face.
- A study from 2019 revealed that men who routinely Indian Puffed had, on average, three times as much testosterone as those who did not.
- "Indian" in reference to American Indians, not the one's that live in India.
- An amusing term, albeit a dated one that might get you in trouble if you say it around the wrong people.
Check out Robbie dude, he's Indian puffing that thing.
Only real men know how to Indian puff
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(female voice) babe you turn me on when you do that Indian Puff thing
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