middle bass bitch

This kid named Mike. He has buns of iron. He cries over OC reruns. Mike likes to practice his gag reflex with a cucumber.

Mike likes to spoon with men...Wow, he's quite the middle bass bitch.

by Keithhh May 28, 2008

hall middle school

A place where teachers dont give a shit abt you and the rips in your jeans are more important than your depression.

Hall middle school is garbage

by Sksksksksksksksksksksksk January 29, 2019

Kirk Middle School

A 1- star school because kids are too ghetto and too busy smoking crack to learn anything. Not only is the school horrribly dirty, they have a fine collection of cockroaches. Most of them don't have any heads. Has a record for having blood in the meat of their school lunches, but sour milk to top it off. Remember to wipe your shoes after leaving; you'll find a fine collection of dust and dirt on all of your belongings. The teachers don't give a fine hoot about your learning, and will constantly hand out worksheets to be completed by the bell. Oh, and the teachers fart on you. They also make promises that never come true, and the main sport is basketball. Beware of fat hogs trying to steal your lunch, my personal experiance. Kirk's a jerk!

Girl: Ew! You're room's a mess!
Girl 2: It's a total Kirk Middle School!

by Deep Fryer January 19, 2011

Calhoun Middle School

The fucking worst school ever with janitorial rapists, little bitches who want to fight you, and all of the terrible, but plentiful, your mom jokes. This school in buttfuck Texas, is the most shamed upon school, where all the police officers and parents are scared to go, which is why everyone takes the bus besides those poor fatfucks. Do not even mention this school to anyone or else you are the problem in today's society.

Timothy: Did you see that kid that went to Calhoun Middle School? That kid is probably a fucker just because he went there!
Billy Joe: He a hoe.

by Baskinmycoolness February 6, 2017

franklin middle school

Franklin middle school is full of rude students and under appreciated teachers and faculty. Your education here is short lived but that may be a good thing.

Franklin middle school is a place that creates anxiety and depression.

by Alisson Macgee May 3, 2018

Swift Middle School

A stupid middle school with retarded kids and kids that want nudes all the time also smoke try to sell drugs and do drugs. Also there are some kids that are just plain sluts

Swift Middle School is hell

by ToBeGoneForLife October 8, 2019

North Middle School

Filled with 3 groups the preps the weirdo/scary kids and then the kids that are their just minding their damm own buissnes. North Middle School has hoes that break their backs to look thicc. The teachers there are eathier really nice or super mean there is NO in between. Hella kids there smoke, juul, and get drunk every weekend they all do it together to. Most of the girls that go their are bitches to people and half the guys that go there are gay jurks! Most of people that you make friends with there are fake! So don't make friends. So if you ever go to North Middle School its gonna be a heck of a time so have fun....

Hannah: I really wanna do an essay on the fakest school in the

world🌎

Savannah: oh just do it on North Middle School trust me you will have a lot to say!

Hannah:Your so very welcome hope you get an A+

Savanna:Thanks:)

by Aragonus March 18, 2019