Holy Cat-hair

An expression of emotion, usually when something light-heartedly upsetting is happening.

Also, "holy cat-hair, man" may be used when desired.

1) Joe goes to the refrigerator for some milk. He finds an empty carton. He says "Holy Cat-hair, who drank all the milk?!?"

2) Susie and Jane meet for a movie. They find they are wearing the same outfit! They say to each other, "Holy cat-hair man, you're wearing my outfit!!?!"

by AmberRoseJr March 31, 2009

holy jesus convention

A term used in a cosplay skit, one about Narutards, and how many there are. Basically, it was one of the best skits I've seen, and it made me laugh. Jiraiya was great for saying this.

But other than that, the term is basically the coolest thing ever, only being used by the truely amazing people.

Friend: Woah, check out that sick ride!
Other Friend: Holy jesus convention, that is friggin' sweet!

by Shelbyyyy June 19, 2006

Holy Fuck Knuckles

When you see something so excessive, amazing, horrifying, fortuitous, or otherwise awesome, that you are bereft of any other words to say.

Scott: "That guy just walked out the flaming wreckage after a car accident!"
Bob: "Holy fuck knuckles! He is still walking!"

by pokettomonsuta November 20, 2017

holy flyin' fuck

when holy shit is not enough

holy flyin' fuck did you see that guy fall dead?

by R3aper636 November 12, 2010

Holy Fudge Nuggets

Deep Fried Fudge with holes in it.
Sometimes used as a swear replacement for Fuck

Holy Fudge Nuggets I forgot my keys

by FancyBro January 11, 2017

Holy... Oh My...

When you're so overwhelmed you just can't think of anything to say, so you kind of fall all over yourself.

After watching his house be destroyed by nuclear missiles, Carl said, "Holy... Oh my..."

by the $cuN>| December 14, 2008

Holy Proud Meat

Similar to Proud Meat, except instead of your own hands, the hands are those of an alter boy.

"Holy Proud Meat, your hands sure do make my priestly scepter look big, young man."

by Adam Nass September 18, 2007