hairy onion

haha rhythm heaven reference very funny I’m laughing on the floor and crying

“hairy onion”
“lmao”

by the real baxter rhythm heaven December 22, 2022

hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

Sticky hairy

Foreign cum infested pubes during intercourse

Hey Fred can we get a “sticky hairy” tonight?

by Sticky hairy April 11, 2022

Hairy Harness

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it around your back so she can't pull off.

So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!

by twatsnack July 21, 2016

Hairy Kaleidoscope

The hairy kaleidoscope is a sexual act that involves 2 sets of men docking and making very intense eye contact.

"I walked in on my boyfriend and his 3 "best friends" doing the hairy kaleidoscope"

by Ivy E May 3, 2023

Hairy wiper

Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.

Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.

by Kickmyballsrealhard September 4, 2021

Hairy Panic

The feeling One gets when removing a new sexual partner's under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.

I removed her knickers and a hairy panic immediately overwhelmed me!

by AJ Bucko September 8, 2016